I'm 35 years old and an unpublished writer. The sapient should be able to derive much about me from that information alone.
I'm married. I resisted getting a livejournal for a long time. I can combine the twin activities of being Short and Fat. People who should know better tell me I'm cute. Rather more shockingly, people -- people who should really know better -- have told me I'm wise. On more than one occasion.
I'm a technological optimist, a spiritual romantic, a fiscal conservative, and a social moderate-to-liberal. Sort of. Posts may contain gratuitous baiting of your interest group. If posts cause irritation, discontinue use. I am definitely too clever for my own good. I lack sufficient wisdom and have poor impulse control.